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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:45
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
First quantum-mechanical model of quasicrystals reveals why they exist - Phys.org
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This Type of Fiber Could Have Weight Loss Benefits Similar to Ozempic - ScienceAlert
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
How much weight will I lose in the first month on a keto diet?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Andrew Tate said the covid is a scam and only dorks get vaccinated. Is it true?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Increased Toxicity Risk Identified For Children With ADHD, Autism - ScienceAlert
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to